Forgettably,Yours

Sometimes people ask me for romantic advice. My advice? Hang your future girlfriend’s painting right-side up for God’s sake.

Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

v-i-v-i-an:

daydreaminghipster:

georgeshelleyscleanwrists:

REBLOGGED EVERYTIME

so reblogable

Gahsbdnndndn

the-winchester-initiative:

deathsdaleks:

Ladies and gents, may I present you Sam Winchester.

He saved the world once

fandommember:

Sassy Donna (asked by anonymous)

Also known as Donna

royharper:

#my favorite thing is when people refuse to do the thing

The evolution of Thor~~’s weave~~

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

thorgasmed:

I am so cry

Thor II: The Dark World (November 2013)

“Some believe that before the universe, there is nothing. They’re wrong, there was darkness and has survived.”

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
 Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.