Thanks! That was like a crazy trust exercise. [x]
"War isn’t won by sentiment, Director."
"No. It’s won by soliders.”
|—||Neil Gaiman (via heyteenbookshey)|
In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
Yeah I was not expecting this to be so popular
I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
Neither saints, nor whores. Just women.
Happy March 8th.
there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack
long story short: my sister taped photos of jensen ackles to the inside of my bearded dragon’s tank to surprise me for valentine’s day
but then i woke up this morning and
me too, little buddy